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    17/08/2009

    请称呼我为小动物亲善大使

    开头先要啰嗦两句,关于之前挖的坑“没有硝烟的战斗 - Part.1”,忘了给各位一个交代。其实最终结局很简单也很凄凉:我抱着死马当活马医的心态在厨房设了一个很古典的老鼠笼子陷阱,不知道是老鼠大神看不上我吃剩了的鸭翅膀还是这种老套的招数对大神来说太幼稚了,总之放了两三天都没有一点动静,后来我要回帝都出差也就扔在哪懒得去管了。但我还是忘记了大神也是老鼠,最终还是忍受不了饥饿的诱惑,当我出差一个月回来之后,意外的发现老鼠大神竟然在笼子里不知被关了多久,早已化作了一团@#%&(照顾还没吃饭的同学的情绪,这里我就不详细描述了……)。呜呼,又一个传说轰然倒塌,我只能满含热泪捏着鼻子把大神的遗骨连同棺材(好吧我承认把这种到处都是洞的老鼠笼子当作棺材是有点愧对大神的英灵)一起扔到了楼下的垃圾站,恍惚之间仿佛听到大神在天之灵的呐喊:“爷怕的不是挨饿,是寂寞啊!”

    好吧,回到正题,离开大神的安稳日子还没过多久,敏锐如我发现家里又多了一个新的小家伙,证据是好不容易收拾干净的窗台上又出现了小小的米粒状黑色物质。不过新来的这位比起之前的大神要貌似要温顺许多,家里没发现被咬坏的东西,也没有到处出现示威似的排泄物,连翻垃圾桶的动静都小了很多——当然,对我新设的这个老鼠笼子也没有太大的兴趣。直到一天早上我起床发现桌子上那袋没封口的瓜子旁边多了一堆磕得很整齐的瓜子壳……哦,原来新来的这位不爱吃荤,喜欢吃零食。

    于是为了表示尊敬,我投其所好的把老鼠笼子里已经挂得被风干的鸡翅尖换掉,塞满了瓜子。新来的没有辜负我的期望,继承了大神谨小慎微持续不超过3天的特点,终于在第三天早上起床的时候,发现老鼠笼子里多了这个毛茸茸的小贼……

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    作战再次成功了,但怎么处理这个俘虏呢?老实说这个小家伙虽然给我带来了一些困扰,但还没到此仇不共戴天的程度,本来打算烧一壶水让它洗个滚水澡消消毒再升仙,但一看到它那双无助的小眼睛,提起来的水壶又不忍心的放下了……

    好吧,现在这个小贼还被小动物亲善大使每天几颗瓜子的养在厕所里面等待处分,希望在我下定决心之前它还能过几天好日子……

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    Neonwrote:
    难道这个就是被猴子残害的小生灵
    23 Aug.
    bubu熊wrote:
    爱嗑瓜子的老鼠……
    17 Aug.

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